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Operation: Vegetable

We’ve all been there: the dreaded holiday weight gain. For me, it’s actually not just holiday weight gain. It’s winter weight gain. It’s summer weight gain. It’s traveling weight gain. It’s the I love food weight gain. It’s the 5-day holiday weekend chocked full of binge eating and drinking, weight gain. I know this last one to be true because…

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Getting Fancy with Charcuterie

Getting Fancy with Charcuterie

You may be thinking, “WTF is she talking about?!?” Charcuterie: pronounced ‘shar-koo-tuh-ree’. Here’s an example of a charcuterie board I made this weekend for a wine tasting I hosted at my house. A charcuterie board is just a fancy way to say meat and cheese platter. Except these boards are on steroids and often include fruit, crackers, nuts, jams, jellies… View Post
Don’t Drink and Prime

Don’t Drink and Prime

I’ve never actually done that, but I’ve heard stories. The vast majority of my clothing shopping is done online. It saves time, is convenient and ensures that I am getting the best possible price. You can also do so not showered, wearing sweats and with no make-up. If drinking wine while shopping is your thing, you can do that too…but… View Post
Just Take My Paycheck, Target…

Just Take My Paycheck, Target…

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately, and here’s what I’ve determined the word Target actually stands for: The-Artof-Regularly-Getting-Everywoman-Toemptytheirbankaccounts Hashtag it now. WTF YOU GUYS?!?! How do they consistently do this? It’s been happening to me all fall. Whyyyyyyyyyyyy? I will surely be bankrupt by winter. First of all: their cheap, seasonal section at the front of the store…the $1-5 section.… View Post
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